Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Who is this Murphy anyway?

Why did Murphy think it would be funny that I left for a meeting at 12:30pm, and then had another unexpected meeting turn up at the same time?

Why did Murphy think it would be funny for someone to trip over my laptop cord, literally severing the cord from the adapter?

Why did Murphy think it would be funny that a replacement cord would be impossible to find, and therefore forcing me to buy one with 10 adapters that cost me $112?

Why did Murphy think it would be funny to send me my Women's Health magazines in copies that I already bought? Including December?

Why did Murphy think it would be funny to make me look all over Orleans for party tickets (the ones with numbers on them) and then have absolutely none anywhere, forcing me to go out again in Ottawa to find some?

Oh Murphy, you must have been one annoying guy in your time. Making people shake their heads and go "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! MURPHY!!!!", while you silently laughed at other people's misfortunes.

Murphy's Law. Sigh.

I'm going to go eat chocolate, nothing bad can come of that right?